oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
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you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
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Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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