That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
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there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
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if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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