period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
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Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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