There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
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Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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