4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
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Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
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I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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