guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
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Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
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Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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