god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i think i have herpe
just one?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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