when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Randomize
