question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
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how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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