she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
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I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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