Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
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Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
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Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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