I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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