whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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