A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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