AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
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On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize