Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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