I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
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He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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