Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
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The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
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She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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