This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
