That's when you crack a 10am beer
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
PANTIES FOUND
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