the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I cockslap morals
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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