watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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