My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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