new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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