I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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