Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Randomize