You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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