I can't watch pbs sober anymore
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
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then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
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Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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