I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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