Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
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he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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