ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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