I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Drunk walkin through police station. America
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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