the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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