Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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