I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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