i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
