Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
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"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
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I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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