perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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