Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i just google imaged poop.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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