You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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