The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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