My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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