Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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