We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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Whats the count minus fat chicks?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
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And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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