why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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