I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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