A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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