I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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