I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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