I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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