Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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