Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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