I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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