i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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