Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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