I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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